Smart Comeback by Dick Van Dyke, 90

I wish I had given that answer the last time I fell down some stairs (on May 7, 2015 in the Luisenhof in Dresden, Germany).  Dick Van Dyke, 90, last summer, in a hotel, tripped and tumbled down a long marble staircase.  In his words, “everyone ran over to see if the old guy was okay.”  But he was fine, just laughed and said, “Relax, everybody.  I do this for a living.”
Here is more on how Dick Van Dyke is doing it: